: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
3 2 1 whiskey
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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