I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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