I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
