I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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