I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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