found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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