Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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