i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Randomize
