ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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