Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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