Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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