Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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