Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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