Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm just crazy horny about you
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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