there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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