no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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