May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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