quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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