Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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