that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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