just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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