So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
