why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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