The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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