And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
tell me about the fingering
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