Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
