Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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