rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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