where does the pee come out of this thing
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Randomize
