you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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