you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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