Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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