my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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