as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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