On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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