Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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