Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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