She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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