OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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