What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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