She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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