I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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