SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
not ubering you a puppy
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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