can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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