Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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