the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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