You just made me feel so damn special
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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