what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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