just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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