You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
as a side note pls kill me
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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