Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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