Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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