Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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